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"Army of Me"
Army of Me
Song by Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Album: Phineas and Ferb: Last Day of Summer (Original Soundtrack)
Genre(s): Jazz
Length: 1:20
Dr. Doofenshmirtz chronology
Previous: "Inator Method"
Current: "Army of Me"
Next: "Lots of Me"
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Phineas and Ferb - Army of Me

"Army of Me" is a song from "Night of the Living Pharmacists" performed by Heinz Doofenshmirtz with assistance from an Andrews Sisters-esque trio.

Lyrics

Episode version

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the lab coat on?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wonder who.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the vacant expression?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, it's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!
Over there, that's me, too.

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the receding forehead?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy living outside of the law?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!

Get out of my way,
'Cause anyone can see,
I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: If you painted his picture,
It would have to be a mural.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now,
I've never been so plural!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: Look outside, you're bound to see
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere!
An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!
Doof zombie: Ah-dah, doo'n dah'n dah wow!

Album version

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di-di-di-di-day.

Who's that guy with the lab coat on?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I wonder who.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the vacant expression?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Okay, it's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!
Over there, that's me, too.

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the receding forehead?
Dr, Doofenshmirtz: Hey!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy living outside of the law?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!

Get out of my way,
'Cause anyone can see,
I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: If you painted his picture,
It would have to be a mural.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now,
I've never been so plural!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: Look outside, you're bound to see
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere!
An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Doo, doo, doo doo de day day

So he's got a big surprise
For his brother, the Mayor.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He never even figured
I was much of a player.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: 'Cause he's gonna run home
And hide under the covers...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Where he finds himself surrounded
By a thousand big brothers!

I'm a...
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Fake Andrews Sisters: One-man family tree!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, an army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di day a did'n di dip.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me-ee-he!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
A whole army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Di day-a did'n di dip.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, an army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: A whole army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Dee did'n day-uh!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's right!

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Background information

Errors

  • The verse on the album is inaccurate, because by the time Doof sings this in the episode, not only is Roger already a Doof zombie, but he was also the first one to transform. Then again, Doof might've forgotten that detail.

Songwriters

BMI Work #18834427

Continuity

References

Previous:
"Jump Right In"
Songs Next:
"Triangulation"
Previous:
"O.W.C.A. Files" (#7)
Phineas and Ferb: Last Day of Summer (Original Soundtrack) Next:
"There's No One I'd Rather Go Nowhere With (#9)

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