These are background lines from Season 4.

Fly On the Wall/My Sweet Ride

Jeremy: Oh, hang on, Coltrane, there's a fly in here. Lemme get it.
Buford: Whoop! Wrong one! Not that one!
Phineas: Ferb and I think it's cool, too.

For Your Ice Only/Happy New Year!

Linda: Alright, alright, al... excuse me!
Doofenshmirtz: You're squandering, Norm!

Bully Bust/Backyard Hodge Podge

Phineas: Way to floss, Ferb. Who knew fighting plaque could be so much fun?
Candace: I told them that was, like, the last thing I want to do today, but it turns out I was wrong.

Bee Day/Bee Story

Baljeet: Man, that kid can wade!
Baljeet: The waggle explains the angle to the destination in relations to the imaginary line between the sun and the door of the hive.


Doofenshmirtz: That's right. You're trapped. Sit down.

Knot My Problem

Doofenshmirtz: Buffet number two is history!

Primal Perry

Liam: You and your hat are gonna make a fine addition to my trophy room.
Liam: The sign must've just been installed, I've never seen it before.

La Candace-Cabra/Happy Birthday, Isabella

Doofenshmirtz: Well, hello, Perry the Platypus. You like the new Bi-plane?
Doofenshmirtz: Why don't you say, "Oh look a rocket scientist." Or a veterinarian?

Where's Pinky?

Isabella: No, Buford, wait!

Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel

Doofenshmirtz: Struggle all you want, Perry the Platypus, you're not getting out of that!
Doofenshmirtz: I should update my evil blog on the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. site!
Baljeet: I was just about to.
Iron Man: It's really important to make sure you start with the base level.
Phineas: Oh, sure.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, "thwart"! Yeah, it makes more sense.

Troy Story

Buford: Yeah? Well get with it.

Love at First Byte

Doofenshmirtz: You just gotta walk up to her and say something smooth.
Norm: Commencing stuff strutting.

Cheers for Fears/Just Our Luck

Doofenshmirtz: The Tri-State Area's about to confront its fears!
Doofenshmirtz: No! No! Not that! Anything but the fake red licorice!
Candace: No prob, Mom, Take your time.
Doofenshmirtz: Stop it! My eye! My eye!

Return Policy

Buford: You're visualizing numbers in the air again, aren't you?

It's No Picnic

Ginger: Little being subjective.
Doofenshmirtz: It's like you don't even know me!
Doofenshmirtz: And now that my super dad status is intact, it's time to take care of business! And by business, I mean evil.

Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror

Candace: Oh, the moon was behind the clouds, so you're not evil. But now Mr. Miggins is!!
Doofenshmirtz: Just walk away, Perry the Platypus! Oh, you're giving me the smirk face! Nice, fine!

Face Your Fear

Doofenshmirtz: Get away get away get away!!!
Doofenshmirtz: Don't throw that! That's imitatable.

The Klimpaloon Ultimatum

Max Modem: But I didn't have poached eggs with salmon! Ha ha!

Doof 101

Doofenshmirtz: That's right. Regular old science. No evil at all.
Vanessa: Somebody help me!
Vanessa: This is why we broke up!

Operation Crumb Cake/Mandace

Nana Shapiro: I mean, he would've laughed at me or shown the letter to his friends. Can you imagine the embarrassment?
Norm: Time to unmake the coffee.
Buford: Hey! Dinner bell! Where do you want this crate of hoojimagawas?
Phineas: Right there is good, Buford.
Baljeet: How about these helicopter blades?
Phineas: Just lean 'em up against the tree for now.
Baljeet: Ten-four, good buddy.
Buford: Why do you sound like you're in a 1970s road comedy?
Buford: Oh, I missed it.
Isabella: Heads up. More random construction equipment for an as-yet-unidentified project comin' in!

Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension

Candace-2: You villain! You turned my brother into a cyborg!

Lost in Danville/The Inator Method

Denise: Stop telling people you're them from the future!
Doofenshmirtz: And who do I make this out to?
Man #5: Uncle Phil.
Doofenshmirtz: "To Uncle Phil, I'm wishing you the worst."

Phineas and Ferb Save Summer

Dr. Diminutive (offscreen) Maybe the building's settling.
Rodney (offscreen) So to you, a building settling sounds like someone inhaling sharply?
Dr. Diminutive: (offscreen) Well, I live in a strange building.
Rodney: (offscreen) Okay, tell me you didn't hear that!
Dr. Diminutive: (offscreen) Still the building settling.
Rodney: (offscreen) So our building has a sudden urge to warn Carl?
Candace: Candace is in the attic!
Phineas: Now we're talking!

Night of the Living Pharmacists

Norm: Well, my hands are metal.
Mrs. Feyersied: No! No! No! Get away! Aaah!
Vanessa: Phineas, we can't hold them much longer!

Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

Ferb: No. He's on his way to Mos Eisley.
Darthenshmirtz: Eh, y'know, plus, if it works, you can join me on the Dark Side.

Last Day of Summer

Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!

O.W.C.A. Files

Major Monogram: Garden party.
Carl: Garden party?
Major Monogram: Just give me your ankles.
Doofenshmirtz: Knowing my talent has served my fellow agents is thanks enough.

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