These are offscreen lines from Season 4.

Fly On the Wall/My Sweet Ride

Jeremy: Oh, hang on, Coltrane, there's a fly in here. Lemme get it.
Buford: Whoop! Wrong one! Not that one!
Phineas: Ferb and I think it's cool, too.

For Your Ice Only/Happy New Year!

Linda: Alright, alright, al... excuse me!
Doofenshmirtz: You're squandering, Norm!

Bully Bust/Backyard Hodge Podge

Phineas: Way to floss, Ferb. Who knew fighting plaque could be so much fun?
Candace: I told them that was, like, the last thing I want to do today, but it turns out I was wrong.

Der Kinderlumper/Just Desserts

Candace: Phineas Phineas Phineas...
Isabella: (sadly) Hi Phineas.

Bee Day/Bee Story

Baljeet: Man, that kid can wade!
Baljeet: The waggle explains the angle to the destination in relations to the imaginary line between the sun and the door of the hive.


Doofenshmirtz: That's right. You're trapped. Sit down.

Knot My Problem/Mind Share

Doofenshmirtz: Buffet number two is history!
Caller: Now join hands with the lady fair And promenade her around the fair Pick it up now!

Primal Perry

Liam: You and your hat are gonna make a fine addition to my trophy room.
Liam: The sign must've just been installed, I've never seen it before.

La Candace-Cabra/Happy Birthday, Isabella

Doofenshmirtz: Well, hello, Perry the Platypus. You like the new Bi-plane?
Doofenshmirtz: Why don't you say, "Oh look a rocket scientist." Or a veterinarian?

Great Balls Of Water/Where's Pinky?

Baljeet: Really? And what are you doing today?
Isabella: No, Buford, wait!

Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel

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Thanks But No Thanks/Troy Story

Peggy: The best was when they had their own sitcom.
Buford: Yeah? Well get with it.

Love at First Byte/One Good Turn

Doofenshmirtz: You just gotta walk up to her and say something smooth.
Norm: Commencing stuff strutting.
Doofenshmirtz: I just mopped the floor. Ha ha!
Isabella: I regret nothing!

Cheers for Fears/Just Our Luck

Doofenshmirtz: The Tri-State Area's about to confront its fears!
Doofenshmirtz: No! No! Not that! Anything but the fake red licorice!
Candace: No prob, Mom, Take your time.
Doofenshmirtz: Stop it! My eye! My eye!

Return Policy/Imperfect Storm

Buford: You're visualizing numbers in the air again, aren't you?
Mr. Doofenshmirtz: Bewegen sie nicht! ("Don't move!")
Doofenshmirtz: Whoa! It's windy up here.
Pierre: Okay Linda, I know you're gonna love this.
Candace: There they are, Mom.

Steampunx/It's No Picnic

Phineas: Oh, there you are, Sweary the Swan!
Ginger: Little being subjective.
Doofenshmirtz: It's like you don't even know me!
Doofenshmirtz: And now that my super dad status is intact, it's time to take care of business! And by business, I mean evil.

Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror

Candace: Oh, the moon was behind the clouds, so you're not evil. But now Mr. Miggins is!!
Doofenshmirtz: Just walk away, Perry the Platypus! Oh, you're giving me the smirk face! Nice, fine!
Baljeet: Remember, those marshmallows are for everyone!
Buford: I just wanted to see what would happen.

Druselsteinoween/Face Your Fear

Phineas: There's some water on the floor over by the sally port.
Doofenshmirtz: Get away get away get away!!!
Doofenshmirtz: Don't throw that! That's imitatable.

The Klimpaloon Ultimatum

Max Modem: But I didn't have poached eggs with salmon! Ha ha!

Doof 101/Father's Day

Doofenshmirtz: That's right. Regular old science. No evil at all.
Vanessa: Somebody help me!
Vanessa: This is why we broke up!
Doofenshmirtz' dad: Bewegen sie nicht! ("Don't move!")

Operation Crumb Cake/Mandace

Nana Shapiro: I mean, he would've laughed at me or shown the letter to his friends. Can you imagine the embarrassment?
Norm: Time to unmake the coffee.
Buford: Hey! Dinner bell! Where do you want this crate of hoojimagawas?
Phineas: Right there is good, Buford.
Baljeet: How about these helicopter blades?
Phineas: Just lean 'em up against the tree for now.
Baljeet: Ten-four, good buddy.
Buford: Why do you sound like you're in a 1970s road comedy?
Buford: Oh, I missed it.
Isabella: Heads up. More random construction equipment for an as-yet-unidentified project comin' in!

Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension

Candace-2: You villain! You turned my brother into a cyborg!

The Return of the Rogue Rabbit/Live and Let Drive

Norm: Lagomorph, sir.
Major Monogram: Oh, look! There he is!
Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Mysterious Platypus from the Casino?!?!?
Carl: I swear! Pretty please? Pretty pretty please?

Lost in Danville/The Inator Method

Denise: Stop telling people you're them from the future!
Doofenshmirtz: And who do I make this out to?
Man #5: Uncle Phil.
Doofenshmirtz: "To Uncle Phil, I'm wishing you the worst."

Act Your Age

Baljeet: You are kidding, right?
Ginger: It's like when we were kids!

Phineas and Ferb Save Summer

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Night of the Living Pharmacists

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Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

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Last Day of Summer

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Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne

Doofenshmirtz: Is that better?

O.W.C.A. Files

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