L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.: If you wanna see evil tonight at its best
We're the cruelest of people, put us to the test
If you're looking for heinous and iniquitous acts
Ethics cannot contain us, sit back and relax
One of these cats will be our villainous star
So without further ado, here they are!
Rodney: I'm Rodney and I'm from the great state of South Dakota, home of beautiful Mount Rushmore...for now!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz and I like unicorns and rainbow... Wait who switched my...?
Rodney: Ha Ha!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Errrr...
Dr. Diminutive: I'm Dr. Diminutive and I don't have a Napoleon complex, Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me!
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.: Of course, the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N by-laws which govern us all
say to enter this pageant you must be this tall
Dr. Diminutive: You can't do that!
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.: Yes, we can!
Dr. Diminutive: Why?
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.: 'Cause we're evil!
BMI Work #14104149
- This song shows that there are many more members of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. than the members shown in "Nerdy Dancin'".
- This song reveals that Rodney is from South Dakota and Dr. Diminutive has a Napoleon Complex.
- Rodney called himself Rodney even though that was just a nickname Doofenshmirtz gave him.
"The Ballad of Klimpaloon" (Instrumental)