This is list of Ferb's lines in Season 1.
|"Rollercoaster"||Phineas: Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much.|
Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs.
|"Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror"||Sings in Backyard Beach|
|Radio announcer: And speaking of hot, slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher!|
Ferb: With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.
Phineas: Ha ha ha ha ha!
|"Flop Starz"||Sings in Gitchee Gitchee Goo|
|"The Fast and the Phineas"||-None-|
|"Lights, Candace, Action!"||Phineas: Enjoy it while it lasts, Candace. Fame is fleeting.|
Ferb: But the Internet is forever.
|"Raging Bully"||Buford: So, same thing tomorrow?|
Phineas: Nah, I like to keep moving forward.
Ferb: Sharks have to continue to move forward, or they'll drown.
Buford: You calling me a shark?!
(Ferb pinches pressure point on the neck and Buford falls down)
Ferb: Well, he was all up in my face.
|"Candace Loses Her Head"||"Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake."|
|"Run Away Runway"||Candace: But just remember: Gaston said I'll always be his cou de crayon!|
Ferb: You do realize that's French for "pencil neck"?
|"The Magnificent Few"||"I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folk."|
|"S'Winter"||"It's a unique and logic-defying amalgam of winter and summer."|
|"Jerk De Soleil"||"Perhaps Buford truly is amazing."|
|"Are You My Mummy?"||"You know, mummies have their brains pulled out through their nose."|
|"Ready for the Bettys"||"Actually, I-"|
|"Look, for the last time, I didn't-"|
|"Augh! I give up!"|
|"I Scream, You Scream"||"I was weak."|
|"Toy to the World"||"Um, that man isn't wearing any clothes."|
|Phineas: Now who would buy a brick for a toy?|
Ferb: It does absolutely nothing.
|"Get That Bigfoot Outa My Face!"||Grandpa Clyde: Still a man of few words, I see.|
Ferb: Well, actually, I...
|"It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World"||"Because... she's a tire-spinnin', gear-grindin', clutch-burnin', back-firin', paint-tradin', red-linin', over-heatin', throttle-stompin' truck driving girl."|
|"Mom's Birthday"||"It's a simple post-modern fusion of origami and pop-up."|
|"Journey to the Center of Candace"||Phineas: Yeah, we're inside Candace's stomach.|
Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.
|Phineas: [looking through Candace's eyes] Candace is on her date with Jeremy. That means we're on a date with Jeremy.|
Ferb: Again, creepy on so many levels.
|"It's About Time!"||"This could be a problem."|
|Phineas: Hmmm. It just occurred to me I may have misspelled 'time machine' on the plans.|
Ferb: Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.
|"Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together"||"May we take that as a 'yes'?"|
|"Well, don't just stand there, kiss her!"|
|"Tree to Get Ready"||Phineas: Well Mom, you know what they say...|
Ferb: Fun never falls too far from the tree house.
|"The Ballad of Badbeard"||Clyde: So, meet me at the trail head in 5 minutes.|
Baljeet, Buford, Isabella and Ferb: Aye aye, Captain Grandpa.
Clyde: That's the spirit.
|"...And all refuse to take a bath."|
|Phineas: Well Ferb, me old matey, our first time out as pirates and we come home with a bounty of beards!|
Ferb: And perhaps the greatest pirate story ever told.
|"Greece Lightning"||Phineas: It's okay, Ferb, she's gone. You can look now.|
Ferb: No, not taking any chances.
Phineas: Hey look, there's Perry.
Ferb: Still not looking.
|"Leave the Busting to Us!"||"You know, gladiators were Roman, not Greek."|
|"And that is why I will never wear suspenders in public."|
|"Crack That Whip"||"Good catch, Jeremy."|
|"The Best Lazy Day Ever"||"And with handsome movie actor Vance Ward. He seems much faster on TV."|
|"Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C."||Phineas: They say if you love something, let it go.|
Ferb: Especially if it's a caveman.
|"Voyage to the Bottom of Buford"||"Yes, it usually takes us at least a montage."|
|"A Hard Day's Knight"||"I hear there's a new version of Jane Eyre in the offing."|
|"Traffic Cam Caper"||"What did I miss?"|
|"Bowl-R-Ama Drama"||"Wait for it..."|
|"Got Game?"||"She's on a roll."|
|"That was completely out of character."|
|"Comet Kermillian"||"Actually, you'd be 88 1/2."|
|"Put That Putter Away"||"I don't know why we didn't build it here in the first place."|
|"Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat?"||"You might consider bathing first."|
|"The Flying Fishmonger"||"When he was young, he did a bunch of stuff."|
|"I have absolutely no idea."|
|"One Good Scare Ought to Do It!"||Phineas: That was a great day, Ferb. What did you think was the spookiest thing?|
Ferb: Definitely the giant floating baby head.
|"The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein"||"Platypus monsters are the only monsters to lay eggs."|
|"Oil on Candace"||Phineas: There's no higher place of honor than the fridge.|
Ferb: Especially a giant fridge.
|"Out of Toon"||"A hero is a hero, but everyone loves a good villain."|
|"Hail Doofania!"||"You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place."|
|"Out to Launch"||"Candace, we are just kids."|
|"Phineas and Ferb Get Busted!"||Candace: Oooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something.|
Ferb: Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.
|"Unfair Science Fair"||"But that's another story."|
|"Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)"||Phineas: Ferb speaks Martian!|
Candace: Tell them I want to walk alone.
Ferb: Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht.
Martians: Arrabata dutch!
Ferb: They say fine, but not without them.