This is the list of Ferb's lines in Season 2.
|"The Lake Nose Monster"||"No. It found us."|
|"Well, if such a creature did exist, I believe its habitat and safety would be all our responsibility to look after and protect."|
|"Interview With a Platypus"||Ferb imitates Perry's chatter|
|"Tip of the Day"||-None-|
|"Attack of the 50 Foot Sister"||"Well, either that or everything else in the universe just got bigger."|
|"Backyard Aquarium"||Ferb: Well, you know what they say. If you love something, set it free.|
Phineas: Yeah, we do it every day with Perry!
|"Day of the Living Gelatin"||"The cartilaginous fibers from the bovine patella structure, that gelatin's extracted from, gives it that fun, bouncy quality."|
|"Elementary My Dear Stacy"||"I'll never understand fashion."|
|"Don't Even Blink"||"Well, we were all watching it. And quantum theory states the mere observation of an experiment changes its outcome."|
|"Chez Platypus"||"Ah, the public is fickle."|
|"Perry Lays an Egg"||"That's not just any bird. That's a rare whale song-singing double-breasted angle hooper. The natural enemy of the platypus in the wild."|
|"Gaming the System"||"Apparently, do what we did."|
|"The Chronicles of Meap"||"Well, it occurs to me that perhaps not all of the modifications I made are technically 'street legal.'"|
|"That's no cloud. That's a space station."|
|"Thaddeus and Thor"||Phineas: Gum me.|
|Phineas: Candace, we don't do this to compete. We do it for fun.|
Ferb: And for the ladies. Rrrow!
|"We don't, however, have a licorice dispenser. That was a nice touch."|
|"De Plane! De Plane!||(After Phineas asks about the co-pilots instruments) "Check."|
|Sings in Big Ginormous Airplane.|
|"Let's Take a Quiz||(Referring to the shrunken down game set) "Well, I suppose we could call that the home version."|
|"At the Car Wash"||"You're not very street."|
|(Referring to the Giant Starnose Mole) "I think he can take care of himself."|
|"Oh, There You Are, Perry"||Sings in Come Home Perry.|
|"Swiss Family Phineas"||Candace: You're giving a monkey a shower?!|
Ferb: Yep, had to be done.
|"Hide and Seek"||"Perhaps the problem is not that the house is too small, but that we are too big."|
|"That Sinking Feeling"||"Phineas: Now, this is a ship. My, she's yar. Is she ready to sail?|
Ferb: She's ship-shape and Bristol-fashioned.
Phineas: What does that mean?
Ferb: What does yar mean?
|"The Baljeatles"||Sings in Gimme a Grade.|
|"Vanessassary Roughness"||Linda: Ferb, honey, aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit?|
Ferb: Yes. yes, I am.
Linda: Okay, then.
Vanessa: Your name is Ferb?
Ferb: Well, yes, it's short for— Oh, here it is.
|"No More Bunny Business||Candace: This is an actual living creature that uses carrots for food instead of science experiments.|
Ferb: So why is he wearing a tutu?
Candace: He likes it!
|"Spa Day"||Phineas: What, do you say Ferb it'll give you a chance to do your seaweed rap. You know: (beatboxing) Hyah!|
|Sings in Spa Day (song).|
|"Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo"||Isabella: Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella! That means I gonna marry Phineas!|
Candace: Or Ferb.
Ferb turns around, winks, points and makes a clicking noise to Isabella, who is startled, and begins to worry as she realizes the possibility.
|"Well, at least we know she mellows with age."|
|Phineas: Well, looks like we don't have to go to the future after all.|
Ferb: Some other time, perhaps.
|"Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown"||Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?|
Ferb: He's doing a special appearance on a music video clip show.
Phineas: Hm. Well, good for him.
|"Bubble Boys"||Phineas: That was Candace driving!|
Ferb: Her car control has gotten a lot better.
|"Isabella and the Temple of Sap"||-None-|
|"Cheer Up Candace"||"So, how about that airline food?"|
|"Fireside Girl Jamboree"||"Hey, where's Perry?"|
|Phineas: Ooh, that's going to leave a mark.|
Ferb: Yes, on the alligator.
|"The Bully Code"||"Oh, heavens, no. Slushy dogs never get any better."|
|"Finding Mary McGuffin"||"This is exactly why the doll was taken off the market."|
|"Picture This"||"If it's all the same with you, Father, we're going to build the machine."|
|"Nerdy Dancin'"||"Well, it looks like my work here is done."|
|"What Do It Do?"||Ferb: Well, if you reverse engineer the human heart, you're bound to find love at its core.|
Buford: And gross smushy red stuff!
Ferb: Yes, love and gross smushy red stuff.
Irving: And ventricles!
Ferb: Actually, I think ventricles is already included in gross squishy red stuff.
|"Atlantis"||"Perhaps the lost city of Atlantis wanted to stay lost."|
|"Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation!"||Phineas: Ferb, what did you wish for?|
Ferb: Take a look at this morning's paper.
Phineas: "World Peace"?
Ferb: No, no. This one down here.
Phineas: "Local Boy Gets Harmonica". Hey, nice picture!
|"Just Passing Through"||Candace: ...and Jeremy was like "Yeah, are you going?" and— (notices that Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford are staring at the wall) Hey!|
Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, and Buford: Hey.
|"Candace's Big Day"||Ferb: They say the step you're about to take is the beginning of your greatest adventure yet.|
Phineas: Little corny there, bro.
Ferb: Just teeing up the song.
Phineas: Oh, yeah.
|"I Was a Middle Aged Robot"||Fireside Girls: Bubble gum, bubble gum, running in a sack.|
Ferb: Hop to the finish and don't look back.
|"Suddenly Suzy"||Phineas: Niagara Falls? Know anything about that, Ferb-meister?|
Ferb: It's over 167 feet high. It's also tremendously popular with daredevils.
|"Undercover Carl"||Carl: So, Ferb, you don't talk much, do you?|
Ferb: Actually I-
Carl: What's that over there?
|Major Monogram: Hello, son.|
Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet and Isabella: Hi Carl's dad.
|"Hip Hip Parade"||Buford: Missed you, Baljeet.|
Baljeet: Right back at you, buddy.
Ferb: And thus, the universe is balanced.
|"Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers"||Candace: Get out! And then?|
Ferb: Once they've replaced more than 51% of all the humans, they can assume control of the Earth for their own nefarious purposes.
Candace: Shut Up! And?
|Ferb's cousin: Oh, I wish you were there Ferb!|
Ferb: So do I. Tell Uncle Angus and Aunt Maura thanks for the candy.
Ferb's cousin: Too right. Scotland out, peace!
|"Ain't No Kiddie Ride"||-None-|
|"Not Phineas and Ferb"||Phineas: Space adventure, it's an adventure in... You know what, Ferb?|
Ferb: We're over it.
Phineas: Yes, yes we are.
|"Phineas and Ferb-Busters!"||Linda: Who wants pie?|
Phineas, Baljeet, Isabella, and Ferb: Us!
|"The Lizard Whisperer"||"Give up? Give up?! The day may come when we'll give up on fruitless searches after a mere 11 minutes, but that day is NOT today! The day may come when our favorite reptile may be lost from our memories and his enduring love of mushrooms forgotten, but that day is not today! Today we search! We will search for him in the streets, we will search for him in the trenches, we will search for him in the alleys and the mini-malls and the cul-de-sacs of this fair land. We will search for him in the multi-level car parks and municipal recreation facilities. And we few, we happy few, we small band of brothers - and girl from across the street. We shall not cease 'til he is found!"|
|"Robot Rodeo"||(background voice) "Cowgirls and cowpokes, welcome to the Flynn-Fletcher pro's rodeo!"|
|"All right, cowboys and cowgirls, it's time to get along, little doggie. Or even a short little doggie. I'm here all week. Try the veal!"|
|"The Beak"||Phineas: Come on, we gotta tell Isabella that we're the Beak.|
(Ferb coughs and points at the Beak suit)
Phineas: Fine, we can take the suit.
|Isabella: By the way, Phineas. You were very brave.|
Phineas: Thanks, you were too.
(Phineas and Isabella walk away without Ferb)
Ferb: Um, hello? Entire lower half of amazing superhero here. (sigh) I guess there's no glory in thighs.
|"She's the Mayor"|| Phineas: Yep, it's took a whole lot of toil, pain, sweat and hard work to build this town. We should be proud.|
Ferb: Let's never do that again.
Phineas: Agreed. Come on, let's go inside the house for a snack.
|"The Lemonade Stand"|| Linda: Hi boys, so what did you two do today?|
Ferb: Just normal mediocre kid stuff.
Linda: Sounds great.
|"Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation"||Linda, Lawrence, Candace, Phineas, and Ferb: Aloha!|
|Phineas: Wow, I always wanted a vacation this close to a volcanic hot spot. Do you smell what I smell Ferb?|
Ferb: (Sniffs) Mm-mm, magma!
|Phineas: How are we gonna round up the A-Primes? (Ferb picks up a phone)|
Ferb: Hello? Room service?
|Laird: Say, aren't you dudes a little young to be riding this kinda surf?|
Ferb: No worries, bro. We're just gonna hot dog this hunk of plastic bone up to the sand.
Phineas: You got that off the Internet, didn't you?
Ferb: Yes, yes I did.
|"Phineas and Ferb Summer Belongs to You!"||Ferb: Clay Aiken?|
Phineas: Yes I hired a stunt singer, what do you think?
|"Kon'nichiwa! Suteishī no tomodachidesu!" (Japanese for 'Hello! We are friends of Stacy!')|
|Phineas: Sounds like you're flooding it!|
Ferb: I'm not flooding it!
|Vanessa: I don't know, Ferb. I know he's my dad and I shouldn't blame him for being busy. It's just that...he always seems to put his work ahead of me. I just don't know what to do.|
Ferb: Well sometimes if you love somebody, you have to meet them halfway.
|Phineas: Hey Ferb, where's Vanessa?|
Ferb: She went off with someone else.
|"And we believe in you."|
|Sings in City of Love and Summer Belongs to You|
|"Nerds of a Feather"||Phineas: May the luck of Sluffon be with you.|
|Clive Addison: Well it's just really clear that you two are going to have an amazing career in special effects ahead of you. And if that's what you want, give me a call in ten years and I'll hire the both of you in a heartbeat.|
Ferb: Actually what I'd love to do is direct.
Clive Addison: You and me both.
|"We Call it Maze"||Phineas: Ferb...|
Ferb: You don't even need to say it.
|"Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem!"||Ferb: Phineas, I know what we're gonna do today.|
Phineas: Yes, yes you do.
|"The Secret of Success"||Phineas: Road and mud aren't exactly all terrains. Somebody ought to build a vehicle that actually goes over all terrains.|
Ferb: Two, Three, Four...
Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Ferb: Five, Six, Seven.
Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?
|Ferb: You know, technically we didn't try all terrain.|
|"The Doof Side of the Moon"||"We're there."|
|Phineas: And this is the- Oh that's right, we sublet this floor.|
Ferb: That was a mistake.
|"Wizard of Odd"||Phineas: While this is fun, it's a little girly for us, isn't it?|
Ferb: Well, it is Candace's dream.
|Candace: Did you say fun?|
Ferb: Often, the most fun can be found in your own backyard.
|"Split Personality"||Phineas: If the molecular splitter doesn't just disappear when this is over, we should really consider destroying it.|
|Phineas: What are we looking at?|
Ferb: I have no idea.
|"Brain Drain"||Linda: Get well soon. Bye boys!|
Phineas and Ferb: Bye Mom!
|Baljeet: Ferb! Did you let me win to save my fragile nerdy ego?|
Ferb: Oh, no, I'd never do that.
|"Rollercoaster: The Musical!"||Ferb: Hmm, what assurance would we had that everyone else will also break into the song and do the same thing?|
Phineas: I don't know. I think they probably will.
Ferb: Fair enough, I'm in.
|Sings in Rollercoaster|
|Phineas: Carpe diem. It's Latin for "seize the day."|
Ferb: Or you could say "seize the day" was English for "carpe diem."
Phineas: Yes. Yes you could.
|"Make Play"||Phineas: Wow, Candace really seems to be enjoying herself today!|
Ferb: And she seems to have acquired an upper class Drueselsteinian speech pattern.
Phineas: Yeah... Let's just go with it.
|"Candace Gets Busted"||Phineas: Hey...|
Ferb: When we get our own place, it'll be like this everyday.
|Candace: The entire party has disappeared. Of course, the same divine intervention that takes away from you guys, took the party away from me. I'm saved!|
Phineas: I wonder where the party went?
Ferb: Someplace nice, I hope.
|Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.|
Ferb: Totally, a platypus would have put it over the edge.