This is the list of Ferb's lines in Season 3.
|"The Great Indoors"||Phineas: Behold, Mount Ferberest.|
A boulder falls on Adyson's head
Ferb: Sorry, Adyson.
Adyson: (Dazed) The salamanders are back.
Isabella: Who wants a Concussion First-aid Patch?
|Phineas: Congratulations ladies, how do you feel about non-powered flight Patches?|
Fireside Girls: Woo-hoo! Yeah!
|"Canderemy"||Isabella: So a... Phineas, I was wondering that maybe after this you'd like to go to the premiere of the new Stumbleberry Finkbat movie.|
Phineas: Huh? Oh sure, sounds cool.
Ferb: I'd like to go to that.
|Isabella: Well, what are we waiting for?|
Ferb: I believe we're waiting for Rover to put the molecular separator down.
|After Phineas and Ferb fused together by the combine-inator.|
Phineas: Hey, does this mean we can all go now?
Ferb:Yes, yes it does.
|"Run, Candace, Run"||-None-|
|"Last Train to Bustville"||"He makes history come alive."|
|Phineas: Check it out, a dodo bird! What's next on the list, Ferb?|
Ferb: Frankenstein's brain.
|"Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!"||-None- (He says a line in a Clip from "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!")|
|"The Belly of the Beast"||-None-|
|"Moon Farm"||"Well, photosynthesis will start creating oxygen, and then eventually an atmosphere. Our bovine friends will be fine."|
|"Ask a Foolish Question"||"And by the way, nice use of the accordion arm."|
|"Misperceived Monotreme"||Linda: Well that seems unlikely.|
Ferb: Yes, yes it does.
|"Candace Disconnected"||Phineas: You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built.|
Ferb: And the tallest.
Phineas: Yes, and the tallest.
Ferb: And the heaviest.
Phineas: Wow, we're chatty today, aren't we?
|Phineas: Well, you were right, Ferb. The most interesting thing we ever built was very tall and very heavy, and the guy from the museum was very appreciative.|
Ferb: I still can't believe it fit in his truck.
|"Magic Carpet Ride"||Ferb: Does anyone else want to be king of the world?|
Phineas: Eh, keep it, Bro. It suits you.
|"Bad Hair Day"||Phineas: Why? Your hair looks simplicious!|
Ferb: Have you tried tossing your head back?
|"Meatloaf Surprise"||Phineas: Buford's pulling us down.|
Baljeet: How is that possible? He weighs no more down there than he did up here!
Ferb: It's probably best not to question.
|"Phineas and Ferb Interrupted"||Phineas: (sighs) It's good to be back.|
Ferb: Yes, yes it is.
|"A Real Boy"||-None-|
|"Mommy Can You Hear Me?"||Linda: And look, the kids clear a perfect spot for my snapdragons. I think that earned you for some pie.|
Buford, Isabella, Ferb and Phineas: Hooray!
|Phineas: I guess will never be able to wish him a happy birthday.|
Ferb: Well never say never.
|Ferb/Alien "fetus" to old Sergei in bed|
Ferb: Happy birthday!
Sergei: They did remember, such nice boys.
|"Tour de Ferb"||"They need to change the battery on the tiger excluder."|
|"Skiddley Whiffers"||Phineas: (about Candace winning) Wow! Twice in one day!|
Ferb: Skiddley Whiffers is a cruel mistress; cold and unforgiving.
|"My Fair Goalie"||Phineas: Ferb, you came to play.|
Ferb: As long as my team will have me, curse and all.
Phineas: Of course we will. It's not about winning, it's the joy of the game.
Beckham (blond): Actually, it's about winning.
|Phineas: What happened? I guess the curse wasn't broken.|
Ferb: No, it's broken. Sometimes you just miss.
|Beckham (blond): Oy, cousin Ferb we're dreadful sorry for giving you such a hard time, you're a brilliant footballer, an all-around good chap and a Brit through and through.|
Ferb: Actually lads I'm not a Brit or a Yank. I'm just Ferb.
|"Bullseye!"||Phineas: I think that's Dad.|
Ferb: What's his topic of his lecture again?
|"That's the Spirit"||Phineas, Ferb and Candace: Trick or Treat!|
|Phineas : Wait a minute if you're a ghost and you have a pumpkin on your head. What does that make you when you were alive?|
Ferb: The probability of a humanoid-vegetable hybrid is exceedingly remote.
|"The Curse of Candace"||Candace: Well, I can lift heavy objects, and I can levitate, and...and I can't see my reflection in the mirror.|
Ferb: Sounds like a vampire to me.Ferb backs up into the doorway, shielding his face.
Phineas: Woah, woah, woah, woah. Come here, Ferb, come here.
|"Escape from Phineas Tower"||"Plus there was that small matter of circumnavigating around the Earth."|
|Phineas: The entire galaxy that enough elbow room for you?|
Ferb: Well for today.
|"Lotsa Latkes"||Phineas: What's Perry doing in a pillory?|
Ferb: Actually those are stocks, a pillory forces the wearer to remain upright, exposing them to poking and prodding from passers-by.
|"Ferb Latin"||"Our dad sells antiques."|
|Sings in Ferb Latin (song)|
|A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas||"Every family Christmas special needs a little false drama."|
|Linda: Hey, boys. I heard you were doing Christmas in July.|
Candace: Yes, yes they were. And... and... it was actually really sweet.
|Sings in We Wish You A Merry Christmas|
|"Tri-Stone Area"||Gerb: I guess we should wait for tomorrow before we tell them our new language.|
Phinebunk: Yes, yes we should.
|Sings in Zubada|
|"Doof Dynasty"||Phineas: What's he doing?|
Ferb: That's a ripple dissolve. He must be having a flashback.
Phineas: Does he know that we can't see it?
|Sings in The Way of the Platypus|
|Elderly Phineas: Well, that took longer than expected.|
Elderly Ferb: But, it is a great wall.
Elderly Phineas: Yeah. So, what you wanna do tomorrow? (Ferb glares at him and leaves) What? I kid. We can rest, how about a game of mahjong?
|"Excaliferb"||"Yeah. Okay, I'm down with that."|
|"Behold evil wizard Millifishmirtz, I hold the sword Excaliferb. This mystical vorpal blade was given to me by The Lady of the Puddle. Get a good look at it, for the instrument of your demise! (The blade of the sword falls off the hilt) Well, uh, okay. So big deal, the end comes off."|
|"Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon"||Phineas: By the way, anyone else find weird that we're saved by an anthropomorphic platypus?|
Ferb: The world holds many mysteries, and what seems strange that the one maybe common place to another. The fez was weird though, I mean we're not in Egypt.
|"Monster from the Id"|| Candace: What's that?|
Baljeet: It is all of Candace's anxieties.
Phineas: There are so many of them.
Ferb: She has a rich internal life.
Buford: Yeah, she's really messed up.
|"Gi-Ants"||Phineas: Do you think the ants will return someday?|
Ferb: Yes, probably while we're having a picnic.
|"The Remains of the Platypus"||Phineas: Hey, where'd it go?|
Candace: Now you know how I feel.
Ferb: Well; where ever it landed, I hope they could handle a party of that magnitude.
|He also laughs when Buford was saying his cheese-puns.|
|"Mom's in the House"||Linda: Who wants pizza? Then ice cream sandwiches. Ice Cream cut into shapes of a sandwich.|
Ferb: Just pie for me, please.
|"Perry The Actorpus"||-None-|
|"Let's Bounce"||Phineas: Hey, Ferb, nice hang time.|
Ferb: (Pulls out small device) Personal anti-gravity device.
|Phineas: I guess we should install that reverse button now, we wouldn't want you bouncing off the ceiling during brunch.|
Ferb: That would be a little rough from the old frittata.
|"Bully Bromance Breakup"||Isabella: Phineas, go!|
Phineas: Ice chalet!
Ferb: If we hadn't been able to invent something soon, I was going to scream.
|"Quietest Day Ever"||Ferb: Did you ever notice in a certain light Buford looks sort of handsome?|
Buford: It's both a blessing and a curse.
|"The Doonkelberry Imperative"||Phineas: We should cast our net a little wider than Danville.|
(As Phineas types, his laptop pings.)
Phineas: Bingo! Its looks like there some in Drusselstein.
Ferb: Drusselstein is a rustic Eastern European country, whose primary export in Doonkleberries.
|"Meapless in Seattle"||Isabella: How will we know when we get to Seattle?|
Ferb: We're here.
|"Delivery of Destiny"||Paul: What do you guys do? Install a homing sensor?|
Ferb: Actually, we just put a clip on it.
|"Buford Confidential"||Phineas: Ferb, do you remember ordering that bear?|
Ferb: (Says something that can't be heard because he was snorkeling)
Phineas: Oh, man! That would have been so funny without the snorkel.
|"The Mom Attractor"||Candace: Why does Mom have one of those?|
Ferb: Women are a mystery.
|"Cranius Maximus"||"Actually the Babylonians had defunct as a distinct culture for millennium prior to the introduction of playing cards in India."|
|"It pays to show up on time."|
|"Agent Doof"||(Seeing Phineas and Ferb as babies)|
Phineas: (Blows raspberry)
|"Minor Monogram"||"Well, who's up for sprummer?"|
|"What A Croc!"||"Oh, looks like little Crickey grew up."|
|"Sleepwalk Surprise"||"At the Yorkshire Athletic School of In Your Face."|
|"Sci-Fi Pie Fly"||-None-|
|"Sipping with the Enemy"||"A magician never reveals his secrets."|
|"Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets"||"Perhaps next time we should buy new."|
|"Doofapus"||Phineas: I think we need to try something a little more...|
Phineas: Yeah! No, exotic!
Phineas:: You had me at "Scrap".
|"Wow, they really nailed that name."|
|"Where's Perry? (Part Two)"||Baljeet: We are in Africa.|
Buford: Pretty much sums it up.
Ferb: Well, has he been wrong before?
|"Well, ever since George Shaw wrote the first description of the platypus for highly skeptical European scientists in 1798, this unique creature has become synonymous with the word "impossible"."|
|"Ferb TV"||Phineas: Okay, give it a chance. We want your honest opinion.|
Ferb: We know it's a little weird.
|"When Worlds Collide"||"Don't worry, it will be alright."|
|"What'd I Miss?"||"We finished earlier than expected."|
|"Training nuts? Okay, what did I miss?"|
|"Road to Danville"||"Actually, I didn't find it all that exciting."|
|"This Is Your Backstory"||Candace: Alright, what is this?|
Phineas: Table Tennis.
Ferb: Ping-pong for the lay man.