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"My Goody Two-Shoes Brother"
My Goody Two Shoes Brother
Song by Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Album: Phineas and Ferb (soundtrack)
Released: March 23, 2008
Genre(s): Show tune
Length: 1:22
Dr. Doofenshmirtz chronology
Previous: "My Nemesis"
Current: "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother"
Next: "Slushy the Clown"
Phineas And Ferb-My Goody Two-Shoes Brother01:24

Phineas And Ferb-My Goody Two-Shoes Brother

Episode version
Phineas & Ferb Song Demo -"My Goody-Two-Shoes Brother"01:26

Phineas & Ferb Song Demo -"My Goody-Two-Shoes Brother"

Demo version

"My Goody Two-Shoes Brother" is the song from the episode "Tree to Get Ready". In this song of Heinz Doofenshmirtz tells Perry the Platypus that there are lots of people he hates, but it is his brother, Roger Doofenshmirtz, whom he wants to "smother in a ton of pigeon goo!"


Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
They never bring my luggage up on time
And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
If they vanished, would it really be a crime?

I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
Or sports fans in the bleachers!
And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!! (pigeons start cooing)

There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
That I would love to give a lashing to! (pigeons stop cooing)

But my goody two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
Is the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo!

Yes, my goody two-shoes brother,
The favorite of my mother,
He's the one I want to smother
Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
He's the one I want to smother
In a ton of pigeon goo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?


Background Information

  • "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother" was nominated for "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown", but didn't get enough votes to be included.
  • This is one of the few schemes Vanessa actively takes part in. Also, despite her indifference to Doofenshmirtz in general, her legs kicked up during the kickline. Although a deadpan expression remains on her face.
  • This is Doofenshmirtz's first long musical performance.

See Also

"Perry the Platypus" (Short Version 12)
Songs Next:
"Ballad of Badbeard"
"My Nemesis" (#8)
Phineas and Ferb (soundtrack) Next:
"Disco Miniature Golfing Queen" (#10)
"My Nemesis" (#12)
Phineas and Ferb-ulous: The Ultimate Album Next:
"Disco Miniature Golfing Queen" (#14)

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