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Isabella: That was awesome!
Phineas: Yeah! The cosmic rays we collected through our satellite dish made a great power source for our surfboards.
Doofenshmirtz: (to Perry) Aw, come on!!! One kick and you destroy my inator? Right? W-W-And what? You're just gonna thwart and run? I thought this was going to be a special extended episode!
Nick Fury: The beam that hit you originated from the Tri-State Area, bounced off a space station satellite dish, and hit you in New York City during your fight.
An image appears on screen of a satellite shaped like Phineas and Ferb's heads
Doofenshmirtz: (typing) "OMG!! I drained all the powers from a group of superheroes all the way in New York , and those powers belong to me now! >:D >:D >:D" (read as "happy emoticon") And send! Norm, let's get the powers out of the cannister so I can start wielding them! I-I can’t wait to fly and run fast and carry a big hammer around for no reason!
Norm: Sir, I hate to be the bearer of empty canisters, but this canister is empty.
Red Skull: Hmm, Doofenshmirtz. That sounds Drusselshteinian. I have a cousin who married a Drusselshteinian. She is dead to me!!
Red Skull: Gentlemen, it looks like we're going on an evil road trip.
MODOK: Ooh, shotgun!
Doofenshmirtz: (to Red Skull) Y'know, you really should use sunblock. Y-You're burned down to the bone.
MODOK: I am MODOK, and you are the one they call "Doofenshmirtz".
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, yeah. That's what they sing at the end of the birthday song...Ah, well, y'know, at least they...would have if...anybody ever sang....that song to me.
Doofenshmirtz: Ooh, the giant head and floating arms thing. You know, I tried that in the 90's.
Doofenshmirtz (in flashback): I'll rule the Tri-State Area!
Red Skull: Shos your davices, Doofenshmirtz!
Doofenshmirtz: "Shess-so-davices? I-Is that Latin?
Thor: Juice in a box? We have nothing like this in Asgard.
Candace: (coming down stairs) Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all...d-d-d-daaay???!!!
Major Monogram: This is director Nick Fury of S-H-I-E-L-D.
Nick Fury: That's S.H.I.E.L.D.! It's an acronym.
Nick Fury: (about Perry) Is he some kind of super-platypus with super-platypus powers?
Major Monogram: Uh...no.
Nick Fury: Hey, wait a minute, were you wearing that eyepatch when we started?!
Major Monogram: Oh, this? Uh, yeah. It's, uh, doctor's orders. I have a stye.
Nick Fury: Francis, I'm gonna need you to—Now what are you doing?
Carl: He thinks two eyepatches make him look twice as cool.
Red Skull: (about Doof's inators) I do not understand. Zees machines are useless. What is wrong wis zis man?
Whiplash: Maybe he is a misunderstood genius.
Doofenshmirtz: (to Red Skull) Is your head going to burst into flames or am I thinking of someone else?
Candace: Um, hi. Heh. Would you guys read my fan-fiction? (holds up a book titled Heroes on Ice by Candace Flynn) It's a story where Thor and Hulk decide to learn ice skating and—
Spider-Man: I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to accept unsolicited material.
Isabella: Candace, I didn't know you were a fangirl.
Candace: Oh, sure. From way back. It all started when I did some research to get up to speed for the Ducky Momo superhero crossover event.
Candace: Let's get our hero on!
Phineas: Everyone has new superpowers except Hulk. He must have Iron Man's powers. But without the suit, there's not that much there.
Hulk: I am feeling entrepreneurial.
Iron Man: So give me the hammer. What do I do? I just stick out my hand, right? Come on, baby, come to papa!
Thor: That is not how it works.
Spider-Man: Spider-Man smash!
Spidey smashes through the roof of the Googolplex Mall while Linda is outside listening on her headphones oblivious
Iron Man: Y'know, it'd be really nice right now to have the power to throw a hammer!
Thor: I told you it's not about power, it's about worthiness! (sigh) It's like talking to a Bilgesnipe.
Thor's hands get stuck to MODOK
Thor: I find myself in a sticky situation. Oh no, I've received Spider-Man's propensity for puns!
Hulk: (dressed in pots and pans and various appliances) Now I'm Iron Man! (The real Iron Man flies into the impostor)
Spider-Man: (to Perry) Hey, Duck Guy, thanks for the rescue! (to Iron Man) Do we tip him?
Iron Man: He's not parking our car.
Red Skull: Who vas that masked...beaver...duck?
Doofenshmirtz: Y'know, none of this would have happened if we had just gone out for ice cream like I suggested!
Thor: (to Agent P) Thank you, small but mighty friend!
Phineas: You know, he seemed vaguely familiar.
Hulk Baljeet: BALJEET SMASH!!!!
Buford: (about Candace) I've always told her: Don't ever make Phineas angry. You wouldn't like it when he's angry.
Isabella: Oh no! Baljeet! We've gotta go after him!
Thor: Sadly, there's no time! Our mission lies elsewhere!
Nick Fury: Greetings, Agent P! S.H.I.E.L.D. has gotten intel that the supervillains are holding up in downtown Danville in an oddly-shaped building with its own jingle. We need you to find out what they're up to!
Major Monogram: (now sporting an eyepatch and a goatee like Fury) And neutralize them if possible, Agent P!
Doofenshmirtz: And see, it takes four orbs of mundanium finite to power it. It would only take one orb of Pizzazium Infinionite but that's so hard to find. Oh, don't get me started! So we just lock the module in here and...Viola! Yeah, I know, it's a large violin. I-I don't know why people say that.
(A hot dog stand gets power-drain-inated)
Hot Dog Vendor: Aw, man! And I just moved here from New York, cuz I thought it would be safer.
Thor: Being a hero isn't the armor you wear. But the metal in your spirit and the steel in your resolve.
Spider-Man: Man, that was eloquent. All I ever do is quips. Like this one, for instance. And the one preceding it.
Little Old Lady: (to the supervillains) Outta my way, you weirdos! It's worse than Portland!
Red Skull: Look around you! Now that you have no powers, you have no friends, no allies, you have nussing!
Hulk Baljeet comes to save Iron Man
Candace: You don't think it's weird the space station looks like Phineas?
Isabella: If by "weird" you mean "dreamy".
Candace: Now make the powers blast...down there and stuff.
Isabella: I don't know how to do that!
Candace pushes a red button in the space station
Computer: System shutting down.
(The Beak's arm gets blown off)
Phineas: Talk about being disarmed!
Candace: Yo, heroes, got a little somethin' for ya!
Phineas: Candace! The data collection tank! Of course!
Hot Dog Vendor: Yeah! Hot dogs for everyone, baby!
Candace: ...giant head shaped like Phineas and superheroes! But...but...but...
Linda: Oh, yes. There they are. (zoom out to reveal a comic book stand full of Spider-Man, Hulk, Thor, Iron Man and Ducky Momo comics)
Doofenshmirtz: I did it! Did anyone see that? Anyone? Anyone? No one's lookin'. Nobody's payin' attention.