Phineas: I'll be honest, Ferb. I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. But, I guess that's life, huh? One minute you're having the best day ever, the next you're being fed to a monster the size of a two car garage.
Lawrence: OK, boys, you can pick out any pet you like.
Linda: (picks up and holds Young Phineas in order to see the kitten) Hey, look, Phineas. This one's looking at you!
(while playing Platypult-baseball)
Phineas: Oh, yes, sports fans, that may be the best hit ever in the history of platypult baseball! And the crowd exhales loudly through their mouths! (breathes loudly)
Stacy: Hey, girl. Uh, what are you doing?
Candace: Stacy, Jeremy's going to college soon, and here I am concerned with busting my brothers to my MOMMY and living in the NURSERY. A unicorn, Stacy! A UNICORN! "Hi, I'm six!"
Stacy: The irony is, that as a grown up, you don't NEED to tell your mom. You can just bust them yourself.
Candace: (gasps) That's it! Stacy, I'm old enough to bust them myself!
Stacy: I am a woman of science, at least that's what my horoscope said.
Candace: Okay children, as the adult here, I decree we're going to the park, does anyone have to go potty first? (Stacy raises her hand) Fine, make it quick.
Phineas: I'm Phineas and this is my brother Ferb.
Doofenshmirtz: I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, but my friends call me... (pause) I just got into such a funk.
Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Perry?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yeah?
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): You dare to bring a secret agent in here?
Doofenshmirtz: This boy's a secret agent?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait a minute. I'm confused. Why does their platypus fight so good?
(Perry puts on his fedora)
Ferb: Well he did pee on the couch.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Wait a second, I just realized. That was a conscious choice! You peed on my couch!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Guards?
Perry pushes the brain freeze remote.
Phineas: I'm–I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble processing this right now.
(Perry gives him a pamphlet.)
Phineas: Oh for crying out loud! (walks over to help Perry out of the skull) What, they didn't teach you how to get out of this in spy school?!
Phineas: Look, there's a logo on this parachute. He's got his own logo?
Both Doofenshmirtzes: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Jinx, you owe me a soda.
Normbot: (with a buffalo skull on his head) Get me! I'm a Georgia O'Keeffe painting!
Cab driver: Fourth and Main! (the Platyborg gets off and gives the cab driver some money) What, no tip? (the Platyborg takes out a weapon) Never mind, I'm good. (drives away)
Phineas: (After he says "you're a secret agent!? the second time) Anyone else here living a bizarre double life? (Ferb raises his hand) Put your hand down, Ferb. (Ferb lowers his hand)
Phineas: (to Agent P) Wait. I just realized, you could've been cleaning your own litter box this whole time! (Perry shrugs) Oh, we are not done with this conversation! (he runs off)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz-2 shows Dr. Doofenshmirtz a picture of Perry without his hat.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Now tell me, other-dimension me, what do you see here?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): When I was a small boy in Gimmelshtump, I had a toy train. Then, one day, I lost it.
Young Doofenshmirtz (2nd dimension): Choo-Choo?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Since you have neglected to take over your Tri-State Area, I think I go over there and go it a shot myself.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Great, we can be a team!
Candace: The logical explanation is the mysterious force, the question is, why does it care so much about my little brothers? Why doesn't it want them to get busted?
Buford: Well, why don't you ask it, Kierkegaard? What? Existentialist Trading Cards. Came with the gum.
Baljeet: Would you like to trade two Sartre for a Nietzsche?
Candace (2nd Dimension): Are there four of you in this room?
Phineas: Five counting Perry.
Phineas (2nd Dimension): Are you part of the Resistance?
Buford (2nd Dimension): I used to be in the resistance, but I got so good at it, that I started resisting them.
Candace (2nd Dimension): Then we've got work to do, Isabella, start redirecting the power.
Isabella (2nd Dimension): Aye, aye!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Stand back in awe!
Inator shorts out (Because its wired incorrectly)
Both Doofenshmirtzes: Ah, Perry the Platypus.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Jinx, now you owe me two sodas.
Candace: Why is Isabella suddenly fashionable?
Isabella (2nd Dimension): What do you mean suddenly?!
Candace sees her 2nd Dimension self
Candace: Hey, is that me? I look good!
Isabella (2nd Dimension): This will take us as far as the underground entrance to his headquarters.
Candace (2nd Dimension): (showing a map) From there, we go up the ventilation shaft, the detainment center is on Level 4.
Buford (2nd Dimension): I don't remember it being so dark down here.
Candace (2nd Dimension): Dark?
Phineas: Perry! W-We came to rescue you.
The camera zooms out, showing Norm Bots surrounding them.
Seeing 2nd Dimension Candace fight the Norm bots
Phineas: Can you do that?
Buford (2nd Dimension): (Looking at 2nd Dimension Candace) I am so in love with her right now.
Isabella (2nd Dimension): What?
Seeing Phineas and Ferb blasting the Norm bots with one of its arm
Phineas (2nd Dimension): Can we do that?
Buford (2nd Dimension): Man. I had my heart set on those nachos.
Stacy: Uh, mysterious force. I feel a little awkward talking to you, because I didn't believe in you at first. Because lets face it, it's crazy, but then I saw you eat my friend, so, I've made a little shrine here. It's...It's nice, there's a banana, and, uh, oh, Mr. Miggins! So, I hope this makes up for the disbelief thing. Are we, uh, are we good?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Now, you have no choice, but to fix my machine.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Yes, yes everyone. Doom, doom, doom and-
Both Doofenshmirtzes: Doom!
Phineas: I'll be honest, Ferb. I'm having a hard time putting a positive spin on this. Blah blah blah, two car garage, etc. etc..
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah? Well, welcome to my life!
Normbot: It's muffin time, sir!
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Already?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Oh you caught it! Here, unlock me.
Candace: Are you even paying attention!
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): More guards!
Normbot: It's muffin time, sir!
Normbot: (robotic voice) Stop where you are! You cannot leave! (Norm voice) I use aggression to mask my insecurities!
Normbot: The portal closed, sir.
Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Oh, pooh. Oh well, time to start the invasion! And somebody get me a muffin!
Buford (2nd Dimension): I got nachos! Who wants some? (beat) Nobody?
Stacy: (to the mysterious force) Oh you can see I'm really trying so please bring back Candace!
Candace walks up behind her
Old Woman: (on intercom) Hello?
Doofenshmirtz: Hello, Mrs. Thompson. It's me, Heinz. I think I left my keys in the other dimension. Can you buzz me in?
Computer: Welcome, Phineas and Ferb. Please insert the key.
Phineas: (to Ferb) Do you have a key?
Doofenshmirtz: No, it's Heinz Doofenshmirtz. You borrowed sugar from me this morning!
Mrs. Thompson: I don't have any sugar. I had to borrow some from my neighbor this morning.
Isabella: It's weird that Perry's a secret agent, huh?
Buford: Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect.
(Baljeet walks up, wearing only the top half of the Beak suit)
Baljeet: Has anyone seen my pants?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): (to Phineas, as he is about to fire him with the baseball launcher) You know, all that's going to happen from you guys coming up here is that I'm going to have a brand new Platyborg. And maybe even a Boyborg! Huh? Try saying that five times fast! Boyborg, boyborg, boyborg, boyborg, boyborg...eh. I guess it's not that hard to say. Never mind.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): (to Phineas, Ferb, and Perry, after he emerges with a giant robot version of himself) Now, tremble before me! No, I'm down here. See? One last trick up my sleeve. It's me! I'm the trick up my...own sleeve, cause I'm...I'm in the sleeve. Get it? (sighs) Pearls before swine. (prepares to attack the trio) Hope you've got your 3D glasses, cause I'm coming at you!
(The bots outside the theater explode. A second later, Candace drags Linda out.)
Candace: Come on, come on. Hurry!
Phineas: Wow, imagine the fun we can have, now that we know you're a secret agent!
Major Monogram: Yes, yes, the next 15 minutes should be a real hoot. Of course, then Agent P will be sent away forever!
Isabella: Uh, Major Monogram?
Major Monogram: Uh, Yes?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Behold, the Otherdimensionator! (laughs maniacally)
Norm: Sir. I finished setting up the buffet.
Vanessa (2nd Dimension): Dad, did you outlaw Tony Marzulo? (Doofenshmirtz-1 rises from his seat) If you keep banishing every boy who takes an interest in me, I'll never have a social life.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (2nd Dimension): Done and done.
Jeremy: What happened? Wh-Where are we?
Phineas: Hey, why is Perry wearing a hat?