Remember how in September I left a message on Swampym's talk asking if He and Dan could come to my school?
You won't believe my luck.
On July 16, Dan is coming to sign autographs. It is at E. R. Dickson Elementary in Mobile, AL. It costs $10 entry, $5 signed poster, and $15 if you want to enter a raffle. All funds will go to a good cause. And not that I expect or really want any of you to be there, but I'll arrive early.
And yes, it's true.