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Were-Cow on the Rampage
The were-cow spreading chaos throughout Danville.
Song by Dan Povenmire and Danny Jacob
Genre(s): Southern Rock
Length: 1:22
Dan Povenmire and Danny Jacob chronology
Previous: "Takin' Care of Things" (Dan Povenmire)
"Skiddley Whiffers" (Danny Jacob)
Current: "Were-Cow"
Next: "Deep Into Your Mind" (Dan Povenmire)
"Vampire Song" (Danny Jacob)
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Phineas and Ferb-Were-Cow on the Rampage Were-Cow on the Run Lyrics(HD)

"Were-Cow" is a song sung by Dan Povenmire with chorus by Danny Jacob in the Season 3 episode "That's the Spirit". It is played when the Were-cow caused mayhem throughout Danville during Halloween with Perry giving chase in an attempt to capture it, and is played when a mob of Danville's citizens chase the Were-cow with torches and pitch-forks due to the damage the were-cow did to the city.


Get ready for udder terror,
'Cause you're just some cud that he's gonna chew,
And you never had steak any rarer,
So you better beware of the Moo!
'Cause we got a were-cow,
Were-cow on the rampage!
You know I think this warning should suffice!
Were-cow, were-cow on the rampage!
Oh look out, he's gonna chew you twice!
Were-cow, were-cow on the rampage!

Well they've got pitchforks and other implements of farming,
I don't think they're in a planting mood.
And if they catch up to you it's gonna be alarming,
So you'd better hoof it out of there, dude!
Yeah, we got a were-cow,
Were-cow on the run!
And they look like they got a score to settle!
Were-cow, were-cow on the run!
They're gonna poke you with some rusty metal!

Background information


BMI Work #14104783


  • As the song is about to begin, one of the street citizens speaks the line: "There are NO monsters in America. What a jinx." This may be a reference to "An American Tale" where the mice talked about going to America where there were no cats.

See Also

"Evil Tonight"
Songs Next:
"Vampire Song"

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